Celtic players according to Scott Brown —-> Gary Hooper
"One of the quiet guys. In fact, he doesn’t really talk. He just mumbles now and again. But he comes to life in the box and on the golf course where he’s a shark. I can’t believe he hasn’t had an England call-up because he has it all – including a big fat a*** which is perfect for protecting the ball from centre-halves. Like Scott McDonald but taller."